The fucking star

Some­ti­mes the­re are dis­cus­sions star­ting becau­se of head­lines of dai­ly papers. Last week such a head­line in Ger­ma­ny dealt with the sexu­al life of a star.

The­re must be some­thing about dis­cus­sing the fre­quen­ci­es of stars having sex. David Duchov­ny thinks he has to much and more peop­le are inte­rested in that topic than in his tv show, whe­re he’s play­ing a guy having too much sex. Whe­re­as in the USA that topic is more an object of humour it was taken more serious­ly in Luxem­bourg:

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In english: “Fuck! I read while get­ting rolls: Heino’s got more sex than me. Dir­ty old prick.”

Hei­no is a ger­man folk music star who tur­ned 70 last satur­day and told the press he’s having sex 3 times a week. So in this case it’s not just about being inte­rested in the sexu­al habits of a star. It’s about com­pa­ring your own sexu­al life to that of a star. Papier­frau seems to be the loser of that com­pa­ri­son, which means she’s having sex less than three times a week. I guess what you think right about now is: How much is okay?

Anyhow to Papier­frau the sub­ject is not a nice one, eit­her due to not having a sexu­al life that’s worth making a head­line of or due to losing a com­pa­ri­son about having sex to a 70 year old folk music star.

It even gets worse as she cat­ches a glimps of the head­lines on the next morning:

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In english: “The media still deal with Heino’s sexu­al life. I don’t want to get infor­med about that, becau­se if, I’ll start figu­ring that sce­ne *fear*”

What a curious thing about the human brain. Alt­hough neit­her Heino’s music nor the ima­gi­na­ti­on of Hei­no having sex seem to be enjoya­ble occur­ren­ces to papier­frau it’s still inte­res­ting at first glace to think about the fre­quen­ces of him having sex.

It doesn’t help her anyhow and just keeps piling TMIs.

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