The lord and the ring

So, final­ly this year comes to an end and this is our last ent­ry this year. And to pre­sent some­thing spe­cial we’ve got two pre­mie­res today. Today’s tweet is not a tweet but a dent and it’s from a frech­man. You will find out the signi­fi­can­ce of the lat­ter soon. We took a dent, that is an ent­ry from identi.ca, becau­se TMI do come up the­re nowa­days as well. So for us the con­tent is important, not the name of the ent­ry.

It’s not a too easy task for guys to plea­su­re girls. As a cool guy you’re sup­po­sed to know. It’s enough for girls to smi­le and wait. Guys get the pres­su­re. Wit­hin a guest arti­cle I was thin­king about tho­se poor ger­mans that are not well known to be good lovers. This is dif­fe­rent with their french com­ba­tants.

A french lover seems to be a guy that knows how to tre­at girls right, when to talk and when to kiss. Kay­sha is one of that kind, a guy that can make girls moan. See his open shirt, his body and the cross upon his chest. Body and soul seem to act in har­mo­ny.

But, uh, some­ti­mes things slip away from his atten­ti­on…

thelordandthering

So wel­co­me to the world of french lovers. A world that starts with the ques­ti­on: “What things do I miss today and could it be I acci­den­ti­al­ly left them in a girl’s vagi­na? And who­se vagi­na?”

But it shouldn’t be much of a pro­blem for a french lover to get things right. A pho­ne call will do. “Hi! Do you remem­ber me from last night? I’m mis­sing my keys. Did you find some­thing in your vagi­na this morning, that was not sup­po­sed to be the­re?”

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